December 2011
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Sometimes you come home from partying and you feel like a champ. Other times you come home, put Scooby-Doo on the TV, curl up, and pray for unconsciousness. Finally sometimes you just sit in the shower but they don’t make water hot enough to wash off shame.
“You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s...”
– Troy Barnes, Community (via angemeetsworld)
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“I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. - Rodney Dangerfield”
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