February 2012
103 posts
1 tag
They call love is a risk. You always get hit out...
Hm...
qwopette:
tonycog:
qwopette:
Girls are now complaining about how if they sit on a guy’s lap they’ll crush him. Word of advice, sit on his leg, not his dick.
I think you got that one backwords
Well, not like bumpin uglies here. Just general sitting. Would you rather have a girl sit on your leg while watching tv or on your dick?
Good point
Hm...
qwopette:
Girls are now complaining about how if they sit on a guy’s lap they’ll crush him. Word of advice, sit on his leg, not his dick.
I think you got that one backwards
“I’m too awkward for dating. It’s either put a baby in me or leave me alone.”
– Aubrey Plaza (via ghostwalls)
A grits sandwich
qwopette:
iamthedeadpool:
nahchillhomebro:
I wonder how many people have tried to create such a thing.
This is a sandwich made up of bacon, sausage, grits, hashbrowns, eggs, cheese, and butter wedged between two Eggo blueberry waffles.
Dude, all you have to do is hollow out a roll/sub. FOOLS.
Dammit
Don’t you hate it when you’re so drunk you light the wrong end of the cigarette.
