“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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but what’s the stark motto when it is winter
“told you, bitches”
WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
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May 21, 1980 - May 21, 2013
33rd Anniversary of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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